summer fling?

so im watching this "tyra" show, and she helps this girl pick out a summer fling... basically which guy she though would be best in bed... i couldnt help but think hmm whats wrong with this statement, now im not saying a summer flig isnt fun i mean who doesnt want a little "booty" now and then.. personally i could use a hottie with the body///
couldnt you?

science in a cad/cam room

so my school is tearing down the math and science hall, which means that my classes have been moved to odd parts of the school. currently im in science in a cad/cam room. i must say its odd; having a computer in front of me as i do science..oh and the fact that we are no longer doing labs...
BUT FEAR NO MORE I HAVE A SOLUTION!
its pretty simple, im going to do labs at home. the first of which i call 'the warm water lab'
the purpose is simple, what happens when you place a sleeping persons hand in warm water,
the test subject is going to be my 8 year old brother, late tonight i will sneek into his room and see if he wets the bed.... and i'll let you know tomarrow if it worked
i know what your thinking "OMG thats so mean"
which in turn makes me laugh, after all OMG is so very over used. and more importantly i cant help but laugh at you the reader thinking im nice....well thanks, but no thanks. speaking of which i forgot to tell you.... my cat...well my mean cat... IS CRAZY... he sneaks into my room late at night, gets on my face and hisses at me. ..random i know, but i have a feeling my cat is going to murder me in my sleep so i've decided to make my will.
Cassady Hetricks Living Testament
I hereby give my cat all of my lively possesions...and by cat i mean Theodore...my nice cat. further more i disown my cat Lewis.
Also i leave this blog to theodore my cat...i feel he can fill my place nicely, although you can expect that entries may have spelling errors..and may be a good deal shorter...
Alas my dear readers i leave you to head to math....
the hell hole of high school.

ahh my second post!

so what will this post be about? shall it be this time? reading? no. Writing? no. Boys? yes...you wish, get a life people. no this time it shall be french!
je ne nuex pas parler francais!
i can not speak french.
not well at least. so what can i say?
mon poisson!
Mon Chat!
Mon crayon!
j'aime un garcons!
what does all of this silly nonsense mean?
i will tell you!!! my fish, my cat, my pencil, i like boys! BAM now you know a oui bit of french.(please tell me you got my dorky joke...)

now i shall write you all a very special poem.

L is for the way you lick at me
O is for the way you onion ring
V is very very ordinary
E is for even more than any food that you adore!
love is why your addicted to me!
(yes i am making fun of fast food)

My New Blog

Ahh so this is my new blog, obviously considering this is my first entry...now what to do with this oh so defining moment in my blog... hmm i could:
1) describe my self, and all the things i like..pretty much sell my self....
2)i could ramble on about things i cant stand
3) i could very nerdily list every book I've ever read...taking up many pages...
4) i could laugh evilly and write 'muhahahah' and act like i have sever issues...

But alas i don't think any of these things shall work...maybe I'll write you something....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My world is black
and so are you...

no that wont work...after all my worlds not black and I'm sure not everyone reading this is either...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
my kitty's perfect
unlike you

No that's just mean....
hmm so much pressure..what to do, what to do...
*goes into panic attack and passes out*